Months or maybe years ago, we were walking through the streets of Cincinnati when a guy with a clipboard stopped us. I never sign petitions, so I was already planning to blow this man off with a curt, mid-stride “No thanks.” But what he said surprised me. “Do you guys care about animals?” We kept … More Pets hate me (the feeling is mutual)
OK, this is going to be my most annoying blog post yet, and it will reveal how uneducated and simple I am, but since I posted that blond picture of me, I have nothing to hide. Here goes. We saw “MacBeth” last night at a Shakespeare theater down the street, and it was a great … More Why do we still watch Shakespeare?
Just want to drop this nugget for my fellow fugly ladies. The reason you aren’t getting respect at work isn’t because you’re lazy or slow or slurping from the box of white zinfandel in your bottom desk drawer — it’s because you aren’t disguising your natural heinousness enough! I’ve been busy doing important things like … More Makeup makes the woman (better)
My first Christmas card wasn’t meant for me. It arrived in a white envelope on Dec. 13, 2001, with a Santa stamp and a wreath on the return label. It was addressed to a woman named Mayme. Edwin of Missouri needed to update his records. I’d lived in my place — the first on my … More I accidentally stole from the elderly